Thursday, December 22, 2005 Y
Man : Where are you from? >> Woman : U.S.A >> Man : Are you here on vacation? >> Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch. >> Man : What!!! All the way fromUnited States of America!!! >> Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue. >> Man : !!@#$% >> >> ********************************************************* A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger. >> When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irritated customer asked the waiter. Customer: Will my hamburger be long? >> Waiter: No, sir...it will be round. >> >> ******************************************************** Two young boys was having their morning breakfast, consist of hot chocolate and cereal. As he almost finish his meal, the younger of the two headed for their aquarium, his hand full of cereal. Just beforehe feed the turtles and the fish, his mother came into the room. "Don't do it, Kamal", she said. "They'll die."The boys face turned pale and throw his mother a desperate look, "Then why did you gave it to us ?" ********************************************************* Diner: Waiter, look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: What else do u want, feathers? Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? ********************************************************* Ben: These ice-cream are too expensive John: Stop complaining and pay with a smile. Ben: I wish I could but the man insists on cash! ********************************************************* Almost bald man: Why do u always charge me double? You ought to charge me cheaper for I don't have much hair! Barber: No, no! We don't charge for cutting the hair! We charge for having to search for it! pretty funny huh.. hee.. once again.. i got it frm my email =Di'm so bored! it's raining outside & i'm at hme doin research for my env project. can't seem to find anything revelent to the topic leh.. hurhur.. shl go library someday to look for bks regarding my env project, hydroponic & landscape design *gRin* i oso wanna go orchard shop for stuff leh.. can't imagine tt i didn't manage to go orchard be4 tis x'mas. haiz.. sadis! today raining, & tml gotta go back sch for DGA project.. can't go! & dun expect mi to go on sat, sun & mon cos i bet orchard muz be damn damn crowded.
so sad.. my hp is 'sick'. can't receive some of the msg. the MMS tt yl sent oso nv receive.. haiz.. i'm so sorry gal.. wasted ur $. hope my dad will sponser mi a new hp on the 1/1/06 cos tt day will be the end of my 2-yr plan =p
and I miss you already
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